FriendZoned Beta Johnny, Fresh From The Factory

Disclaimer – I hate admitting that I occasionally peruse Reddit, but the content can be good at times. I originally signed on to just post this this there and then it got too long so I’ll also post it here.

As frustrating as learning game can be, at least those who partake have taken the red pill of recognizing the value of the gritty truths of the sexual marketplace. FriendzoneJohnny, or Johnny Solis, is a high school kid who lied about having a friendzone crush on his hot friend Lizz after having the misfortune of his betaness documented on a front-page reddit post.

Johnny
 

Lizz

This is the worst place for a beta to be, one who self-deludes himself in denial – not even admitting (probably to himself) that there is a problem to begin with. Obviously, admitting he has a crush is not an option, now he is in the unfavorable position of defending his “great friendship” with this girl, both online and inevitably in real life. To be honest, I’m quite jealous that he has this chance to turn his game life around. For me, opportunity didn’t ring until late college. But let’s be honest – he likely won’t, instead plowing headfirst into a city of denial. Oh well, let’s check out some of his rationalization hamster quotes (he actually logged in to reply after the original post got big):

FriendzoneJohnny Quotes:

• “Belive wat u want bro, I was told to come on this site to tell the truth and I did, and no I see her as a sister” - lies of rationalization-hamster
• “200+ friend request-_- Lizz probably has 5 times that” – Pedestalization
• “Dude don’t feel bad for me haha this shit is fake” – Denial
• “And I’m not gay either orr a virgin or heartbroken hahax)” – wanna bet on 2 of the 3? And no gay man would dignify that sort of beta action – I’m tired of the betas projecting this type of behavior on the gays.
• “1.yes u have it all wrong, u ser my friend lizz’s father passed away and I have been trying to be there for her so on her birthday I decided to go buy her flowers cyz that’s the only thing I could think of… ” - Wow. aside from the bad spelling, he unbelievably has to pull out Lizz’s father dying to justify his actions. What a great friend? Talk about airing the dirty laundry.

It is my hope that FZJ finds this post, reads Roosh & Chateau, and uses this as a springboard to turn his life around. The sad truth of his crush that even he may not “realize” in order to save face meanwhile provides yet again real-life validation of the tenets of game we all hold near and dear. However, it is interesting to note that the concept of friendzoning is entering the mainstream consciousness.

Advice:

On the public forum, come out as gay, gaining access into the hot girl circle. Then become “converted”, experimenting on the hot girls. Specifically, he needs to read Social Kenny’s blog post on this very subject. But instead, he’s probably just going to scream louder and louder, “Guysss…I don’t even like her!”

Bonus:

Meanwhile, as expected, the beta-affirming status-quo responses keep the beat. Check out some of the responses from the site:

Gingerbread_Girl:
“I’d be so happy if he was gay, or truly just a good friend. I’ve known guys who are truly good guys like this, but they’re so few and far between”

Translation: Guys like you warm my heart but never my pussy.
nutbusta:
“The true story isn’t true. He’s trying to save face.”

This guy gets it.